Attention, Duelists

The last few weeks of school kept me so preoccupied that I failed to realize that LittleKuriboh has produced several more gems of brilliance. If you aren’t familiar with YuGiOh: The Abridged Series, you should be. This wonderfully talented man dubbed the first season of YGO as well as the movie and even an obligatory Christmas special. Each episode features at least one line that makes me ROTFLOL. Some of my favorite quotes:

“I’m too rich to die!”
“Screw the Yules, I have money!”
“No … my hair is your father.”
“Yu-Gi-Oh is sponsored by Yugio’s. They’re Yugilicious. Wait, Yugilicious? What does that even mean? Are they supposed to taste like Yugi or something?”
“My voice gives me super strength!”
“Run while you can, mortal. Soon, I will rule the world. And then we’ll see who smells… It’ll be you.”
“Huh. Well, that was just weird. I should probably cut down on the drugs.”
“IN AMERICA!”
“Hey, everybody, look at me! I’m Seto Kaiba! I have a dragon fetish, and I sound like Brock from Pokémon! Screw the rules, I’m in love with Nurse Joy!”
“Attention, duelists! You guys are not duelists!”
“We can’t let those brats escape the virtual word in one piece.” “That’s right, so let’s all stand up dramatically at the same time. Excellent.”
“You are NOT American! You’re not even wearing a flag on your head!”

Perhaps the best one of all:

“Time for a trip to the Recycle Bin, Phantom. And then, once you’re in the Recycle Bin, I’m going to right-click on it and select ‘Empty Recycle Bin’ because, otherwise, you would just be taking up unecessary space. In other words, I’m going to kill you.”

Give it a gander:
LittleKuriboh on YouTube
LittleKuriboh on DailyMotion
Official Yugioh: The Abridged Series Site

Update ~2 years later: Thanks for all the quote contributions, commenters. My hair is crying tears of gratitude.