Hihihihi. I’ve missed you a lot. You were my go to place for mind-spamming out loud. And then the posts got more and more sporadic. But I’ve learned that nothing beats you. Not even Twitter. You can’t mind-spam aloud in 140 characters or less. You just can’t.

See, you can’t paragraph break in Twitter, either. Or in Facebook status updates. So, suck it.

Did I tell you I actually got a domain name? Yeah. I started blogging there using this cute little platform called Chyrp. And then, I stopped. SO GOES THE CYCLE OF BLOGGING. That’s what also happened to my Livejournal.

But I’m still attached to you. It makes me smile when I see a new e-mail in my inbox notifying me that some cool person has commented on a Mark As Read entry from a long, long time ago. Today, it was the “Al Gore Does Not Celebrate Global Warming” entry. A few weeks ago, it was the post about Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series. Oh, blog.

In other news, it’s almost SPRING BREAK! And you know what that means: hours upon hours of online tv-watching / manga reading / video game playing (hopefully on a newly purchased DS, but I also need a new computer monitor, so it depends whether I succumb to temptation or adhere to practicality) / Chinese-learning / maybe even some blogging? And picture taking. I haven’t taken a picture in months. I know, right. What the hell.

Well, this is an incredibly uninteresting entry. Here are some chemistry jokes:

Q: What did one region of high electron concentration say to the other?
A: It’s best that we stay VSEPRated!

Q: Where do non-superimposable molecules go when they have back pain?
A: The chiral-practor.

Q: Why should you spend time thinking up chem jokes instead of actually studying for chem?
A: Because life is too short not to. And even if life wasn’t so short and we could have Noah-length lives, you wouldn’t want to look back when you’re 492 and think to yourself, “Well, those first 450 years were kinda lame. I didn’t make one single joke about chemistry.” And by that point, you’d only have about 8 more years to live. You would spend every waking moment trying to think of chem jokes, which will bring you nothing but long nights and non-laughing audiences because we all know the most contrived jokes come when you’re simply trying too hard. (You can tell what condition I was in when those two jokes above were concocted. It wasn’t pretty.)

“And that’s why you don’t try to teach lessons to your father!“